5. “I’m rubber and you’re glue”
4. “I know you are but what am I?”
3. “That’s not the rule”
2. “I’m tellin’ on you”

And the #1 phrase that is bearable only coming from a kid….

“I’m the decider”

Addendum:  WordPress doesn’t seem to be able to count down even if I do the counting.  Lame.